The other day I had cut up some mango for the little man to eat.
I left the room for a minute and came back to witness this.
Bubba was bouncing two mango pieces on his plate, like action figures.
Mango Piece 1: My name is Captain Osimus!
Mango Piece 2: Well MY name is HOT PORRIDGE!
Mango Piece 2: AND I'M GOING TO SMUSH YOU, CAPTAIN OSIMUS!