Bubba: Do we have any peppermints, Mom?
Bubba: We need to get some peppermints and some gum.
Me: Gum?! You're not old enough for gum.
Bubba: NOT gum, GUUUUN.
Me: What do you want a gun for?
Bubba: To shoot BULLETS. I need a KID gun to shoot KID bullets.
Bubba: You shoot the kid bullets, and then you put them back in and shoot them again!
Apparently, my kiddo is taking after his G-Pa.