Overheard in the Kitchen

Bubba is showing Sissy how to do 'this little piggy' on her toes.

Bubba: This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy stayed at home.

This little piggy had roast beef.

This little piggy had none.

Pause.

Bubba: And this little piggy cooked ice cream and some eggs and melted some butter and they all had it for dinner!