At Breakfast

Sissy: I want to call our new baby "Princess Baby Nubbin!".

Overheard at Lunch

Mom: So Bubs, what are you excited to learn this year? To read? Math?

Bubba: Yeah! Math!

Sissy: MOM...maf is a BAD WORD.

Quote of the Day

In the kitchen:

"I'll pour the yogurt, Mom," she says, "cuz it's my sponsubiwity, okay?"

Overheard in the Car

Bubba: Mom, I want to sell Dad's car and get a bunch of money back and buy him a Corvette or Mustang.

Mom: I'm not sure you're going to get enough money to make THAT trade work out very well.

Bubba: But I really want Dad to have a faster car so that he won't be late for work all of the time and can come home sooner!

Mom: Even with a faster car, he's still going to have to drive the speed limit...

Pause.

Bubba: Dangit!

---I am such a killjoy!---

Overheard in the Family Room

Sissy to Bubba: Bubba, you a curmudgeon!!

Overheard in the Kitchen

Bubs: I want another hash brown!

Dad: Another one?!

Bubs: Yah, Dad. That's the kind of hungry, hungry, herbivore I am!