Bubba: Mom, I want to sell Dad's car and get a bunch of money back and buy him a Corvette or Mustang.
Mom: I'm not sure you're going to get enough money to make THAT trade work out very well.
Bubba: But I really want Dad to have a faster car so that he won't be late for work all of the time and can come home sooner!
Mom: Even with a faster car, he's still going to have to drive the speed limit...
---I am such a killjoy!---