Bubba: Mom, I want to sell Dad's car and get a bunch of money back and buy him a Corvette or Mustang.
Mom: I'm not sure you're going to get enough money to make THAT trade work out very well.
Bubba: But I really want Dad to have a faster car so that he won't be late for work all of the time and can come home sooner!
Mom: Even with a faster car, he's still going to have to drive the speed limit...
Pause.
Bubba: Dangit!
---I am such a killjoy!---
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