Mom, in sing-song voice: Dinner's ready. Who wants drumsticks?
Kids: WE DO!
Mom: Sorry, you're too cute (points at Sissy) and you're too big (points at Bubba)!
Dad: She's just kidding. You can have drumsticks.
Bubba: Mom, why did you say that Sissy was too cute and I was too big to have drumsticks?
Mom: I thought it would be funny.
Bubba: It WASN'T.